Just a bit of funny stuff for y'all today. Lately I've been getting back into whitewater rafting, and thank God for it! There's nothing like riding an adrenaline high for several days. And I've been going three or four times a week, so that much more fun! Anyway, I was rafting Monday with my friend Tasha, and we were rowing lead, so we're the two in the front of the boat. It gets cramped up there at times, so it's pretty personal.
We're rowing down the class III rapids on the second run of the day, we're between drops, and she turns to me and says 'kiss me!' (those of you who know Tasha will understand why this caught me off-guard) and I'm like 'what?!?' I mean, we were in the middle of the rapids. But she says again, 'kiss me!' and leans in. Well, I start to lean in... and wham, we go broad-side into a drop and I go ass first out of the boat and should into the bottom.
Once back on the boat, she looks at me and, I kid you not, says, 'see, never let a woman distract you!' Dammit. I love my rafting buddies, but she owes me a beer for that one, lol. And from that we have the quote for the day: Never let a woman distract you. You'll end up swimming with a sore shoulder.
Tasha and me on Monday at the WWC

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