Courtesy of my friend, comedic genius and genial alcoholic Aaron Karo: "The New York Times recently reported that, for the first time in over a century, there are more people between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-four who aren’t married than are married. That’s right, folks, the battle is over and we won. Single people have taken control."
My own experience with my dear classmates (really? 10 year reunion coming up? God help me...) makes me wary of this fact, but no matter. It gives me an excuse to even further enjoy my trip to Florida later this month. It's good to know that, contrary to what I've seen amidst the masses, most of the younger generation is single. Embrace the horror!
Oh, and lest I forget to give credit to captain awesome, read Karo's latest column HERE! Oh, and check out his premier hour-long Comedy Central special on November 19th! And, Karo, since I'm sure you'll read this, don't forget you need to come out here for some tailgating, boozehounding, and general mischief making.
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